My Birthday Cake is over being sober

Chief Keef is so anti-sobriety still his birthday cake is under the pressure. 

The rapper celebrated his 21st birthday with a cake immediately out of a stoner's delusion safe to eat blunts and a Promethazine bottle on a 3-tier cake. Calm down, tip users. It’s a fondant beautification. 

Cake and Art in WeHo completed the sweet part ... whole with cooked frosting paper to restore Bill Da Butcher artwork -- and the "gold" chains might look hard, but they're just buttercreeam.  

For the record: No actual codeine syrup was integrated in the formula. 

We were told Marc Gravelle required just 4 hours to create the dope cake, which set Chief back a cool $1k.

Food and drink handled.

Amber Heard slumps Assault alleged in Johnny Depp Divorce Settlement

"Our relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love," says a joint statement. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp decided together a divorce settlement under which she dropped a claim that he had beaten her.

Heard's lawyers filed a notice of her short-term preventive order against the Pirates of the Caribbean star.” Our relationship was strongly loving and at times impulsive, other than all the time bound by love," a dual speech released by Heard and Depp held.

"Neither party has made fake blame for financial gain. There was never any intention of physical or emotional hurt.” The 30-year-old filed the warning order in May, condemning Depp of beating her in a fight at their Los Angeles apartment that month.

She blamed him of "excessive emotional, oral and physical violence" during their relationship.Depp denied her assertion and police said they found no proof of an offense

Selena Gomez's chilling Car feat: "This is going away Where I Die"

Selena Gomez can absolutely relay to vampires. At least she does to Mavis, the daughter of Dracula whom she plays in the future lively tap, Hotel Transylvania.

The movie (out in October) centers on Mavis' 118th birthday and her wish to leave home and discover the human world.

"I relay to that in a way because I take a trip with my parents to most places I go," Gomez told me yesterday in a press sample of Hotel Transylvania. "I'm only in distinct countries and different parts of the world for less than 48 hours. I don not find truly see the seats when I travel around."

Bikini turn of the Day: Emmy Rossum Brings X-Factor to Pool flying

Now here's a freeze up frame of pleasure.There is nobody quite like the thrilling feeling of jumping into a nice, cold pool on a hot, summer day, and Shameless' Emmy Rossum makes that very clear through the look on her face.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE 911 EMERGENCIES on My Front grass

Katniss Everdeen is a hero in real life, too! The Hunger Games idol Jennifer Lawrence put away the day on Monday when she hurried to help a sick woman in Santa Monica, Calif.

Local police told E! News they received a 911 call at 6:49 p.m. about a woman who had conceded out, perhaps from alcohol, exterior a residence compound. While it was not Lawrence who placed the call, police definite the Oscar candidate was with the ill woman and stayed with her awaiting paramedics inwards.

Angelina Jolie finds her feat On in New Maleficent Pics!

Angelina Jolie's new role is clearly taking her to great new heights. Previous week carried us both the first appears at Angie as the eponymous sorceress in her recent new film Maleficent and the first turn of her on the rest, and now we have got our first sight of Brad Pitt's improved partly in full-on feat approach

Magic Mike: Early Reviews are in—prized Booty or Just a Whole Lotta refuse?

Magic Mike is prepared to shake its success! The extremely expected stripper flick, which stars Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello and Alex Pettyfer, has gotten fans up in a flap over its mantas tic, ab-fab cast and, er, sassy idea. (The film was enthused by Tatum's last stripper days.)

evaluate are now preliminary to roll in, with critics line up to put in their two cents (or should those be dollar bills?) about director Steven Soderbergh's admittedly dangerous and risqué flip, which breaks every known Hollywood intelligence.

So do all those family charms put in to one prized package?