Appalling Bikini Pic of the Day! Kathy Griffin Keeps Her Top On!

First of all, thanks where it's due: at 50 years old, Kathy Griffin is looking good. And seems to have originate herself a nice new piece of arm candy (Isaiah who?). Now, about that moon-tan.

As getting some much-needed color at a Florida beach yesterday, the funny lady was pale and proud, and while we're all for keeping it natural—well, when your skin is the same color as the sand, it kind of renders the idea of a camouflage bikini a moot point.

At rest, we'll take the camo print any day, if it's a pick between that and her hot, unlucky foray into topless bikini shots. We have a feeling Kathy may feel the same, as the usually media-hungry comedian was quick to deny that she called the paparazzi on herself (which she's ordinarily quick to cop to). "W/o make up on? NOPE! Hott guy tho:)" she tweeted yesterday. Hot with two "T"s? This must be serious.

Link Party: Sexless buzz insult Lady Gaga's Lady Parts

Regarding folks sexless rumors, Lady Gaga tells an Australian radio station Nova 106.9: "My beautiful vagina is very offended. I'm not offended; my vagina is offended. I'm not embarrassed—I sold 4 million records in 6 months; I'm not embarrassed about anything. I think more than anything, it's society's reaction to a strong woman. The idea that we equate strength with men and a penis is a symbol of male strength, you know, it's just what it is. But like I said, I'm not offended at all, but my vagina might be a little bit upset."

• So they are making Jon & Kate porn. And here's Kathy Griffin, always one to do whatever she can to show off her bikini body, dressed up as Kate for a Jimmy Kimmel skit. Hmmm, what's worse?