Security able-bodied Kate Gosselin could safe and sound push her three bags of Target goodies all the way to her car, Target's finest red-shirted, khaki wearing, shaved head, flair wearing, smirking crew of semi-security goons assisted her the entire way.
The Gosselin twins, Cara and Mady, in progress third grade today. Kate troops the girls to the bus stop to see them off on the first day, but its strange that who's in the backdrop in the cargo shorts?
he is Jon! He completes it! See that really he is a good father "deep down." He didn't even bring a girlfriend on the back of his ATV or embarrass his kids with his usual Ed Hardy overload.
Jon and Kate did place miles separately, drive in separate cars and "there was no interface" between the two, according to an eyewitness. "I don't think they spoke to each other." But, you know, whatever works.
We've got a guess: Anything that seems too bad to be true probably is.
Jon and Kate Gosselin are reveals A-Z. The cheap alleged relationships. The tasteless midlife-crisis clichés. The cheesy Fantasy Island-style cameos.
Do You think this matter just happens? We don't. And just in time for Monday's return of Jon & Kate Plus 8, we blow the lid off the evil-genius TV plot that has produced the world's greatest reality drama—onscreen and off.