Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" in a circle 2: "I won!"

After violence in Detroit, it would seem Charlie Sheen found his frantic footing again after staying up until 4:30 in the morning reworking the show, he tells E! News.

"I just got back to ABC," Sheen tells us. "Gotta go with what got you to the dance and give the people what they want. On the bus someone said, 'you know, we might just keep driving to L.A.' I said, 'F-ck that. That's what losers do. I won.' "

So what did the Chicago crowd experience that the Detroit crowd didn't?

Oi, You Lot! Get Your Royal Wedding Frippery Here!

It could be the most rewarding wedding the world has seen since TomKat tied the knot: Prince William, second in line to the British throne, will marry Kate Middleton on April 29 in a wedding replete with pomp, circumstance, horses, carriages—and plenty of souvenirs for the rest of us.

Haven't bought your unofficial Crown Jewels royal wedding condoms yet? Or maybe you prefer something more official—such as the tea towels and china that have been approved by the House of Windsor itself.

The list of royal wedding tchochkes—official and otherwise—is huge and growing by the minute. See the best of the best in our Royal Wedding Trinkets and Knick-Knacks gallery!

Flavor Flav's Employees Claim Paychecks Bounced

People of Flavor Flav's Chicken say their paychecks are bouncing all over town, but Flav says the disgruntled people are just "jealous" and want him out of town.

A number of people told WQAD in Clinton, IA they couldn't cash their checks, with one being for only $150. One employee claims she even went to the bank the check was issued from, but even they wouldn't cash it!

Co-owner Nick Cimino told the station they had a "credit card glitch" at one point, but everything is fine now. He also chalked it up to disgruntled ex employees.

Flav himself said, "It's not true information, first of all. And second of all, maybe these are people that are just jealous of me being here and probably wanted to see me out. Yes, we do have money in our accounts."

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Custody accord

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller finally dignified the custody agreement for their twin sons, Bob and Max -- and TMZ has all the hits, runs, and errors.

Sources tell Bonohur the agreement includes the following:

For the first 2 months ... Charlie gets the twins every other weekend, from Saturday AM until Sunday PM. The next 2 months Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... Saturday AM until Monday AM. The next stage ... as long as Charlie and Brooke stay drug and alcohol free -- Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... from Saturday morning until Monday morning ... and Wednesday AM until Thursday AM.

Parents must submit to random drug testing 3 times a month. Parents must have their regular nannies with them at ALL times when they have the kids.

As for Charlie's goddesses -- they can't show public displays of affection toward the twins. Charlie and Brooke can't be photographed around the kids with a romantic counterpart.

BTW, contrary to some reports, neither Charlie nor Brooke had to submit to psychological evaluation.

Zsa Zsa's Hubby -- Our House Was Broken Into!

The Bel Air home of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Prince Frederic von Anhalt was allegedly broken into this morning -- and the Prince chased off intruders with a bat ... this according to the Prince himself.

According to the Prince, it happened around 3:00 AM this morning. He claims two men broke in through the back of the house, waking him up.

 The Prince says they got as far as the living room, but he chased them away with a baseball bat.The Prince says the guys didn't put up a fight when he came at them, but that he fell while chasing them and hurt his hip.The Prince says the guys must have been there for a while before he discovered them because he believes some paintings, a laptop, a camera and some of their statues are missing.We're told cops are on their way to the scene.

'Black Swan' Wins Big at Independent Spirit Awards

'Black swan ' was the big victor at the 2011 Film Independent Spirit Awards . The ballet drama won four awards at the event in Los Angeles on Saturday, together with the ceremony's most coveted prize, Best Feature.

The film as well snagged the awards for Best Director (Darren Aronofsky), Best Female Lead (Natalie Portman) and Best Cinematography (Matthew Libatique).

Portman, who has been extensive awards all season, is a strong favorite to win Best performer headed into tonight's Oscar telecast .

Meanwhile, Oscar nominee James Franco won Best Male Lead for his performance in the Danny Boyle drama '127 Hours,' in which he plays real-life mountain climber Aron Ralston, who was forced to amputate his own arm after it became trapped by a boulder in 2003.

Franco, who will be co-hosting the Oscars along with Anne Hathaway, before won Best Supporting Male Actor at the 2009 Independent Spirit Awards for 'Milk.' More winners after the jump.

Get Ready for the 2011 Oscars Red Carpet

Ahead of the Oscars start tonight, the red carpet will kick everything off in glorious, glamorous style.With co-hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway and nominees like Amy Adams, Michelle Williams, Javier Bardem and Jeff Bridges, we know we'll see some incredible outfits at the Kodak Theatre for the 83rd Academy Awards.

While we expect the best dresses and tuxes -- and Natalie Portman's baby bump swaddled in something spectacular -- refresh your memory with last year's Oscar red carpet photos, still stunning enough to have us admiring a year later.