Carrie Prejean through a promise With the Devil (or Perez)?!

Does anybody know who control Miss America ?

Don't feel bad for being confused. These days, pageant queens are anonymous. If they didn't wear I.D. sashes, we'd mistake them for your average, everyday breast-implant model.

Except for Carrie Prejean. She's famous.

Now how did that happen, you wonder? Yes, how did that happen?

Was it a quirk of the YouTube era? A miracle? Or perhaps something else—something else involving a contract, a drop of blood and a dark figure some call Beelzebub?! Or a blogger and a handshake. Same difference.

'All regarding Steve' Grossed an estimated $3.6 million Friday

Fox's Sandra Bullock starrer "All About Steve" grossed an estimated $3.6 million in domestic boxoffice in its first day of release Friday, tying a holdover pic for top spot among daily rankings and besting two other wide openers.

Warner Bros.' 3D horror pic "The Final Destination" also fetched $3.6 million Friday for $38.7 million in cumulative boxoffice from its first eight days in release. "Destination" remains a favorite to repeat at No. 1 this weekend after topping the weekend rankings in its opening session.

The modestly better than anticipated first-day coin for "Steve" -- at the start of an oft-sleepy final summer frame -- should help the PG-13 comedy hit the teen millions during the four-day Labor Day session. "Steve" co-stars Bradley Cooper ("The Hangover") and Thomas Haden Church ("Sideways").

Lionsgate's sci-fi actioner "Gamer," starring Gerard Butler, bowed in third place with a first-day gross of $3.3 million. "Gamer" will have to perform gamely through the balance of the weekend to reach double-digit millions through Monday.

Jesse Metcalfe's Naked Truth

Jesse Metcalfe might have made a name for himself by showing off his impressive pictures playing gardener John Rowland on Desperate Housewives, but that doesn't mean he'll be stripping down when he reprises his role in the upcoming season of the hit ABC series.

"I don't think we'll be seeing him shirtless," Eva Longoria Parker informed me yesterday. "You'll be seeing a very different John Rowland."

Perhaps Longoria Parker can get Mr. Metcalfe to take off his shirt for charity.

Joe Francis’ ex Abbey Wilson is kinda sucky

Joe Francis’ ex girlfriend Abbey Wilson has released part of the text sent to her by the Girls Gone Wild mogul to the media. The bit that she released basically made Joe look like he was coaching her to lie to the authority.

The text was sent August 28 at 1:11 PM – just hours after the Joe vs Brody Jenner incident.

Confined Rob & Kristen get Over Good

Our Twitter has been exploding with Twilight fans going through Robert Pattinson withdrawal. Why the efs aren’t we seeing anything kissy and up close this time around?

Like we've said, everything is very chill up north (on and off the set, for once), but don't think that has come easily. Security has very much been pumped up, not only to keep a little more suspense this time around, but also, of course, to keep the cast feeling safe.

Link Party: Sexless buzz insult Lady Gaga's Lady Parts

Regarding folks sexless rumors, Lady Gaga tells an Australian radio station Nova 106.9: "My beautiful vagina is very offended. I'm not offended; my vagina is offended. I'm not embarrassed—I sold 4 million records in 6 months; I'm not embarrassed about anything. I think more than anything, it's society's reaction to a strong woman. The idea that we equate strength with men and a penis is a symbol of male strength, you know, it's just what it is. But like I said, I'm not offended at all, but my vagina might be a little bit upset."

• So they are making Jon & Kate porn. And here's Kathy Griffin, always one to do whatever she can to show off her bikini body, dressed up as Kate for a Jimmy Kimmel skit. Hmmm, what's worse?

Khloé Kardashian park Herself Laker Lamar Odom

The saucy Kardashian sis confirms fully to News that she's scored herself a sports star: Laker Lamar Odom!

The two first stepped out to Brody Jenner's birthday party Wednesday night. Just last night, they headed to Guys & Dolls after a dinner date at STK.

"They spent the night dancing and holding hands," an eyewitness at the club tells us. "They never left their booth. He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there. There is no denying the chemistry between those two."

But her new 29-year-old ballin' boyfriend does have some baggage.