Chump knock dipper: Navy SEALs and Singing

No need to sound the alarm if you see Vanessa Hudgens lookin' a bit bruised and battered these days.

She and her costars in the upcoming Sucker Punch are getting their asses whipped in preparation for director Zack Snyder's shoot.

"We have Navy SEALs doing physical training, and then we have stunt and fight choreographers from Watchman and 300," says Jamie Chung, who will play Amber in the action-packed fantasy flick about a young girl in a mental institution in the 1950s. "It's going to be awesome."

Well, not so awesome for her legs, which have been left black-and-blue

Adrianne Curry tweets topless

Adrianne Curry places the above topless picture of herself on Twitter the other day.

Not sure why she did that.

Has she got anything to promote?

Oprah Winfrey on Jay-Z

Oprah interviewed Jay-Z earlier this summer for the October issue of O, The Oprah Magazine, to be released September 15.

The Queen of Talk got the hip-hop mogul to open up about his days as a 13-year-old crack dealer, his use of the N-word, and how he’d kept his wedding to Beyonce a secret.

Chris Brown clean cars, pick up junk

RICHMOND, Va. - Police in Virginia say singer Chris Brown will remove graffiti, pick up trash and wash cars as part of his sentence for beating ex-girlfriend Rihanna.

The 20-year-old Brown was sentenced in California last month to five years’ probation, six months of community labor and a year of domestic violence counseling for the February attack. He is performing the labor in Richmond near his home.

In a letter to the judge, Richmond Police Chief Bryan Norwood outlined some of Brown’s tasks. They include graffiti removal, trash pickup, washing cars, cleaning and maintaining grounds.