Saturday, September 5, 2009

Jesse Metcalfe's Naked Truth

Jesse Metcalfe might have made a name for himself by showing off his impressive pictures playing gardener John Rowland on Desperate Housewives, but that doesn't mean he'll be stripping down when he reprises his role in the upcoming season of the hit ABC series.

"I don't think we'll be seeing him shirtless," Eva Longoria Parker informed me yesterday. "You'll be seeing a very different John Rowland."

Perhaps Longoria Parker can get Mr. Metcalfe to take off his shirt for charity.

Joe Francis’ ex Abbey Wilson is kinda sucky

Joe Francis’ ex girlfriend Abbey Wilson has released part of the text sent to her by the Girls Gone Wild mogul to the media. The bit that she released basically made Joe look like he was coaching her to lie to the authority.

The text was sent August 28 at 1:11 PM – just hours after the Joe vs Brody Jenner incident.

Confined Rob & Kristen get Over Good

Our Twitter has been exploding with Twilight fans going through Robert Pattinson withdrawal. Why the efs aren’t we seeing anything kissy and up close this time around?

Like we've said, everything is very chill up north (on and off the set, for once), but don't think that has come easily. Security has very much been pumped up, not only to keep a little more suspense this time around, but also, of course, to keep the cast feeling safe.

Link Party: Sexless buzz insult Lady Gaga's Lady Parts

Regarding folks sexless rumors, Lady Gaga tells an Australian radio station Nova 106.9: "My beautiful vagina is very offended. I'm not offended; my vagina is offended. I'm not embarrassed—I sold 4 million records in 6 months; I'm not embarrassed about anything. I think more than anything, it's society's reaction to a strong woman. The idea that we equate strength with men and a penis is a symbol of male strength, you know, it's just what it is. But like I said, I'm not offended at all, but my vagina might be a little bit upset."

So they are making Jon & Kate porn. And here's Kathy Griffin, always one to do whatever she can to show off her bikini body, dressed up as Kate for a Jimmy Kimmel skit. Hmmm, what's worse?

Khloé Kardashian park Herself Laker Lamar Odom

The saucy Kardashian sis confirms fully to News that she's scored herself a sports star: Laker Lamar Odom!

The two first stepped out to Brody Jenner's birthday party Wednesday night. Just last night, they headed to Guys & Dolls after a dinner date at STK.

"They spent the night dancing and holding hands," an eyewitness at the club tells us. "They never left their booth. He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there. There is no denying the chemistry between those two."

But her new 29-year-old ballin' boyfriend does have some baggage.

Selena Gomez is UNICEF’s very youngest ambassador

Selena Gomez is going as an ambassador of the United Nations Children’s Fund.

Selena fixed forces with UNICEF previous year for their Trick-or-Treat campaign, speaking out on issues such as children’s rights, and now UNICEF have appointed the Disney star an official representative.

Really we must be arrogant of this girl.

Jon Gosselin remains nearly His fortune

There have not sufficient motive to dislike Jon Gosselin, here's one more: He says when he went to Vegas, he won $2,000!

Downside: He still has 8 kids -- the money won't last one trip to the grocery store.

The champion for Big Brother 10 is Sophie Reade

Glamour model wannabe Sophie Reade was voted the winner of Big Brother 10 Friday night.

The 21 year old blonde beat Siavash Sabbaghpour and David Ramsden into second and third place respectively to win the £71,320 prize.

Charlie Drummond came fourth and Rodrigo Lopes took fifth place.

So what Sophie next move gonna be?

I reckon she’ll get her tits out for the lad mags pretty soon.

Congrats!!

Michael Jackson finally laid to relax and goodbye

After 75 days of his death, Michael Jackson was laid to rest in a marble mausoleum following a final ceremony with family and friends, including Elizabeth Taylor and Macaulay Culkin.

The memorial service – anticipated to have cost more than $1million dollars was attended by 200 family and friends, including Lisa Marie Presley, Stevie Wonder, Gladys Knight, Macaulay Culkin, Corey Feldman, Mila Kunis, lizabeth Taylor, Chris Tucker, Quincy Jones and Barry Bonds.

The ceremoney was held outside the Holly Terrace in the cemetery and it was delayed by over an hour, because of the Jackson family’s late arrival.

Before the ceremony began, his children Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket placed a crown on top of their father’s casket to signify the final resting place of the King of Pop.