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It could be the most rewarding wedding the world has seen since TomKat tied the knot: Prince William, second in line to the British throne, will marry Kate Middleton on April 29 in a wedding replete with pomp, circumstance, horses, carriages—and plenty of souvenirs for the rest of us.

Haven't bought your unofficial Crown Jewels royal wedding condoms yet? Or maybe you prefer something more official—such as the tea towels and china that have been approved by the House of Windsor itself.

The list of royal wedding tchochkes—official and otherwise—is huge and growing by the minute. See the best of the best in our Royal Wedding Trinkets and Knick-Knacks gallery!

Flavor Flav's Employees Claim Paychecks Bounced

People of Flavor Flav's Chicken say their paychecks are bouncing all over town, but Flav says the disgruntled people are just "jealous" and want him out of town.

A number of people told WQAD in Clinton, IA they couldn't cash their checks, with one being for only $150. One employee claims she even went to the bank the check was issued from, but even they wouldn't cash it!

Co-owner Nick Cimino told the station they had a "credit card glitch" at one point, but everything is fine now. He also chalked it up to disgruntled ex employees.

Flav himself said, "It's not true information, first of all. And second of all, maybe these are people that are just jealous of me being here and probably wanted to see me out. Yes, we do have money in our accounts."

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Custody accord

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller finally dignified the custody agreement for their twin sons, Bob and Max -- and TMZ has all the hits, runs, and errors.

Sources tell Bonohur the agreement includes the following:

For the first 2 months ... Charlie gets the twins every other weekend, from Saturday AM until Sunday PM. The next 2 months Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... Saturday AM until Monday AM. The next stage ... as long as Charlie and Brooke stay drug and alcohol free -- Charlie gets the twins every other weekend ... from Saturday morning until Monday morning ... and Wednesday AM until Thursday AM.

Parents must submit to random drug testing 3 times a month. Parents must have their regular nannies with them at ALL times when they have the kids.

As for Charlie's goddesses -- they can't show public displays of affection toward the twins. Charlie and Brooke can't be photographed around the kids with a romantic counterpart.

BTW, contrary to some reports, neither Charlie nor Brooke had to submit to psychological evaluation.