Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Brave Nanny come into Gosselin children

As the atrocious fight between Jon and Kate rages in the media -- their battle-tested nanny was left to fight the chaotic war at home. Talk about a war face...

Kelly Osbourne suffer the glow

"Dancing with the Stars" is probably a good workout, but Kelly Osbourne says it was not the dancing that gave her a burning sensation -- it was her body spray.

Kelly just tweeted she had to get her "DWTS" costume fixed so it would cover the fresh burns she suffered after using a British line of body fragrances called Impulse Body Spray.

Nicole Richie hit Up in Car Accident

The driver of the car that hit Nicole Richie's has been arrested (see below) for driving without a license -- a misdemeanor.

TMZ has reported Nicole Richie was just involved in a car accident in Beverly Hills.

Swine Flu alert gets Down Bones

Booth and Bones are taking a break, and the pigs are to blame.

But don't get too upset, Bones fans. The show's production has been shut down today due to a swine flu scare.

"First time in Bones history we are shut down from production," show creator Hart Hanson wrote on Twitter. "Damn swine flu! That's gonna cut into Christmas hiatus."

But David Boreanaz fans can relax—the hunk may be sick, but it ain't H1N1.

"Oops! There is no indication that Boreanaz has swine flu," he added nearly an hour later. "We expect him back tomorrow. I'm now going out to get swine flu myself in atonement."

A Fox rep tells E! News, "Production on Bones was shut down today, but we expect to be up and running tomorrow."

Kirstie Alley -- "Won't Be Brought Down"

Yearly Monte Carlo LAPD Devonshire PALS aid poker match game this past weekend, fellow player Kirstie Alley told me she believes rapist Roman Polanksi "won't be brought down." At least not while he's still fleeing his 1977 charges involving 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in L.A.

"What will it take for him to bring to justice?" I asked the very outspoken critic of Hollywood's response.

Lindsay Lohan fail to electrify at Paris Fashion

On Sunday afternoon Lindsay Lohan showed her first collection as artistic adviser for Emmanuel Ungaro at the Pret a Porter show, which was held at Le Carrousel Du Louvre – part of Paris Fashion Week.

Poor Lindsay Lohan can't do anything right. From the embarrassing Twitter rants to TV movies to the bizarre lip plumping, everything she does is an epic fail. It's starting to get sad pointing it out every time. But then she keeps doing it, and so here we are again.

Unfortunately, what ever Hohan’s touches bounds to end in failure.

And she didn’t disappoint. The collection of mini dresses and blazers failed to excite the fashion critics and prompted only lukewarm applause when Lilo and designer Estrella Archs walked the catwalk at the end of the show.