Saturday, August 1, 2009

Sorry What If Jon and Kate Were sham—all?

We've got a guess: Anything that seems too bad to be true probably is.

Jon and Kate Gosselin are reveals A-Z. The cheap alleged relationships. The tasteless midlife-crisis clichés. The cheesy Fantasy Island-style cameos.

Do You think this matter just happens? We don't. And just in time for Monday's return of Jon & Kate Plus 8, we blow the lid off the evil-genius TV plot that has produced the world's greatest reality drama—onscreen and off.