Does anybody know who control Miss America ?
Don't feel bad for being confused. These days, pageant queens are anonymous. If they didn't wear I.D. sashes, we'd mistake them for your average, everyday breast-implant model.
Except for Carrie Prejean. She's famous.
Now how did that happen, you wonder? Yes, how did that happen?
Was it a quirk of the YouTube era? A miracle? Or perhaps something else—something else involving a contract, a drop of blood and a dark figure some call Beelzebub?! Or a blogger and a handshake. Same difference.
