Judge to Lindsay: You Can't Handle the absence!

It's hard to imagine wanting an extra year of probation, but when you're Lindsay Lohan -- and facing possible jail time -- it's actually a good thing.

A judge today decided to extend Lindsay's probation another year so she can finish her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer, the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge Lindsay has been extremely busy and has only been able to complete about half her classes.

Specifically, Lindsay has completed 15 of 26 individual alcohol classes and 13 of 26 group alcohol classes and 13 of 28 self-help sessions. She completed all six education classes.

Lindsay LohanLindsay's lawyer says her client is doing a movie in Texas.

The prosecutor said if the court has to jump through hoops again to accommodate Lindsay, jail is the only answer.

All sides will be back in court for another progress hearing on December 15.

Katy Perry: Kissed with R.Brand

Following picking up her new boyfriend at LAX, Katy Perry sucked face with Russell Brand on Thursday.

Whats gotta going there , Can u think about ..............?

Kim Kardashian shields Jessica Simpson Over Football Fat Joke

Kim Kardashian is coming to the defense of Jessica Simpson. Earlier in the week, Fox ran an animated commercial mocking Jess’ weight, and later apologized for it.

And now Kim is stepping up to defend the fellow curvaceous beauty saying the NFL and Fox "shouldn't be making fun of Jessica Simpson who has such an amazing body."

Brave Nanny come into Gosselin children

As the atrocious fight between Jon and Kate rages in the media -- their battle-tested nanny was left to fight the chaotic war at home. Talk about a war face...

Kelly Osbourne suffer the glow

"Dancing with the Stars" is probably a good workout, but Kelly Osbourne says it was not the dancing that gave her a burning sensation -- it was her body spray.

Kelly just tweeted she had to get her "DWTS" costume fixed so it would cover the fresh burns she suffered after using a British line of body fragrances called Impulse Body Spray.

Nicole Richie hit Up in Car Accident

The driver of the car that hit Nicole Richie's has been arrested (see below) for driving without a license -- a misdemeanor.

TMZ has reported Nicole Richie was just involved in a car accident in Beverly Hills.

Swine Flu alert gets Down Bones

Booth and Bones are taking a break, and the pigs are to blame.

But don't get too upset, Bones fans. The show's production has been shut down today due to a swine flu scare.

"First time in Bones history we are shut down from production," show creator Hart Hanson wrote on Twitter. "Damn swine flu! That's gonna cut into Christmas hiatus."

But David Boreanaz fans can relax—the hunk may be sick, but it ain't H1N1.

"Oops! There is no indication that Boreanaz has swine flu," he added nearly an hour later. "We expect him back tomorrow. I'm now going out to get swine flu myself in atonement."

A Fox rep tells E! News, "Production on Bones was shut down today, but we expect to be up and running tomorrow."

Kirstie Alley -- "Won't Be Brought Down"

Yearly Monte Carlo LAPD Devonshire PALS aid poker match game this past weekend, fellow player Kirstie Alley told me she believes rapist Roman Polanksi "won't be brought down." At least not while he's still fleeing his 1977 charges involving 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in L.A.

"What will it take for him to bring to justice?" I asked the very outspoken critic of Hollywood's response.

Lindsay Lohan fail to electrify at Paris Fashion

On Sunday afternoon Lindsay Lohan showed her first collection as artistic adviser for Emmanuel Ungaro at the Pret a Porter show, which was held at Le Carrousel Du Louvre – part of Paris Fashion Week.

Poor Lindsay Lohan can't do anything right. From the embarrassing Twitter rants to TV movies to the bizarre lip plumping, everything she does is an epic fail. It's starting to get sad pointing it out every time. But then she keeps doing it, and so here we are again.

Unfortunately, what ever Hohan’s touches bounds to end in failure.

And she didn’t disappoint. The collection of mini dresses and blazers failed to excite the fashion critics and prompted only lukewarm applause when Lilo and designer Estrella Archs walked the catwalk at the end of the show.

What's the Big Friggin' variation?!

Bust out your spy shades and take a close look cause things are not always what they seem! So try your luck and spot the differences in the two photos.

Kate Beckinsale is Sexiest Woman Alive

Kate Beckinsale has been named this year’s The Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire’s, which is quite surprising, mainly cos she’s not in the tabloid often, unlike a certain Fox.

What you think about this sexiest woman?

Madonna and Lady Gaga battle in Lingerie

Here’s singer and strange style icon Lady Gaga - had a hair-pulling, name-calling catfight... but it been all in the name of comedy. Madonna was one of a number of surprise guests on this week's 'Saturday Night Live,' during which Lady Gaga performed as the scheduled musical act. The two popped up at the end of recurring sketch 'Deep House Dish,' dressed in matching black lingerie. Watch their staged battle:

Did Jon Gosselin deduct Big cash From joint Bank Account?

Kate Gosselin is drawing the big rifle we have learned she's hired legal pit bull Marty Singer to go after Jon Gosselin ... asking a judge to hold him in contempt of court for raiding their joint bank account to the tune of more than $200,000.

We've learned there is an existing court order prohibiting Jon or Kate from withdrawing any money from the account without the consent of both parties.

We've learned lawyers for Kate will go to Pennsylvania court tomorrow and argue that Jon has flagrantly violated that order, that he should be forced to return the money to the account and held in contempt.

Rihanna wishes us to peek our eyes

There Rihanna wearisome a see during stripe black dress in Paris on Wednesday that conveniently covers her tittays.

Jermaine Jackson --“Move Like Michael Jackson” judge

Jermaine Jackson is static trying to milk his brother’s death for every last drop.
Jermaine has just been signed up by the BBC for a six-part talent show to be aired on BBC Three later this year.
Michael’s older brother will appear as a judge on ‘Move Like Michael Jackson’, a dance talent show featuring wannabe MoonWalkers who was inspired by the King of Pop to put on their dancing shoes.
According to Karl Warner, an executive producer for BBC Entertainment Commissioning, “The show wants to hear from anyone who’s ever been inspired by the Moonwalk, the Smooth Criminal lean or the crotch grab and find out if they can move like Michael Jackson.”
Do you feel about this a thinking matter?

Sophie Monk in the beach

Here’s Australian Z-list actress Sophie Monk on a photo shoot in the Southern California Ocean a couple of days ago, where she accidentally flashed some nip.

Never really into her before, when she had these sausage lips.

But she’s looking kinda hawt in the photos.

Shakira on Jools Holland Later

Shakira performed ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ and ‘She Wolf’ on Jools Holland Later Tuesday evening.

She was simply beautiful and gave a great performance!

Kelly Osbourne vs. Rihanna be stylish

Really both they are can be seriously stylish

Just ask Kelly Osbourne and Rihanna, who both wore this gray Marc Jacobs number recently.

Kelly chose the cozy-chic creation during her Dancing With the Stars downtime, wearing it while shopping with her mom on Robertson Boulevard.

RiRi opted for the oversize-sleeved outfit for a flight to Berlin.

But the ladies managed to make the same dress into totally different ensembles with their accessories...

Rihanna opted for a looser fit and added fierce Louboutin leopard-print boots, bracelets and a military-inspired hat, plus red lips.

Do Amy Winehouse hitting?

The Amy Winehouse train wreck just keeps chugging along, but at least this time it's taken a comical turn.

The supposedly rehabbed "Rehab" singer is attempting to rap. It's not pretty.

Joining vocalist Zalon in the jam session, she drops some impressive and memorable lines between random shrieks.

"Listen, I can write 10 raps a night / It don't matter, but you know that it's tight," she starts.

It gets better near the halfway point.

Jessica Alba get Sex

What’s lost from the Focker family saga?

Jessica Alba.

combination the celebrated ranks of fellow Fokker stars including Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Owen Wilson and Barbra Streisand, the actress is in talks to appear in the next installment of Ben Stiller's Meet the Parents series, according Hollywood Reporter's Risky Biz blog.

The actress, whose recent big-screen comedic efforts include The Love Guru and Good Luck Chuck, would reportedly play a sexy pharmaceutical rep in the film Little Fockers.

And we can only guess that she would be the cause of much embarassment and physical anguish to Stiller's hapless Greg Focker.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are married yet?

As probable, their marriage on Sunday was as fake as the Kardashians.

The reason Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got married over the weekend was just so that E! Could capture the beautiful famewhoring moments on camera for the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in December.

Neal Hersh (Odom’s lawyer) and Lisa Meyer (Khloe’s lawyer) are still trying to work out the whole prenup thing.

The pair won’t be legally married until a prenup is signed by both of them.

Good thinking Lamar, you won’t want to lose any money over a short marriage. The Kardashian will take you to the cleaner if they can.

Lindsay find glowstick terrified at her in Singapore

Lindsay Lohan, who was hosting the F1 concerts in Singapore last weekend, got a glowstick thrown at her, while she was waiting for No Doubt to come on.

Or was it a used tampo?