Link Party Girls in Bikinis

Audrina Patridge is rising and falling regarding the beach in a bikini for FHM U.K... Oh wait and Lauren Conrad was just in a journal tiring a bikini in Shape. Compare and contrast! Or swap debate topic, that’s really hard to get eager about Hills people these days, isn't it?

• Amy Winehouse is kinda back in the news for publicly making out with her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. Uh oh, not this again...

• Yeah ops and please not this again either. (It really is like a time warp up in here today.)

• Get back to 2k10, today's other major theme is children singing things they probably shouldn't be singing, brought to you by Noah Cyrus (obvs), this little 8-year-old Gaga fan and this girl.

• Kanye started a new blog format now. That makes his all-caps rants still trickier to read, so well done each one.

Do Amy Winehouse hitting?

The Amy Winehouse train wreck just keeps chugging along, but at least this time it's taken a comical turn.

The supposedly rehabbed "Rehab" singer is attempting to rap. It's not pretty.

Joining vocalist Zalon in the jam session, she drops some impressive and memorable lines between random shrieks.

"Listen, I can write 10 raps a night / It don't matter, but you know that it's tight," she starts.

It gets better near the halfway point.

Amy Winehouse’s come back and she was sober

Amy Winehouse through a disclosure appearance at yesterday’s V Festival in Chelmsford, England.
Wino got on stage with The Specials to performed You’re Wondering Now and sang backing vocals on Ghost Town.

Amy Winehouse unfurnished of beating

LONDON - Amy Winehouse was found not culpable on Friday of assaulting a dancer at a charity ball in London last year.
The ruling came at the end of a two-day trial at the City of Westminster Magistrates' Court, according to the Press Association. Winehouse, 25, had been accused on punching dancer Sherene Flash in the face. The singer denied the charge, saying she had been intimidated when Flash put her arm around her and so pushed her away.
"Five foot seven in burlesque heels places you at quite an advantage over five foot two in ballet pumps," Winehouse's lawyer Patrick Gibbs told Flash in court on Friday, explaining why the singer had felt threatened.
Winehouse won five Grammy awards in 2008 and her album "Back to Black" earned widespread critical acclaim. But her troubled private life, including a battle against drug addiction, has overshadowed her recording success.
In March, Winehouse was unable to get a U.S. work visa to perform at April's Coachella festival in California because of the assault charge. Earlier this month, she ended her two-year marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil.
(Writing by Mike Collett-White; Editing by Steve Addison)