When Jill and Kevin Heinz's "Wedding Entrance Dance" went viral last week (and spurred a network news turf war), it was but the latest in a long conga line of YouTube clips starring brides and grooms doing the robot, making like Michael Jackson and otherwise performing their apparent homage to "Evolution of Dance."
And if you don't know what "Evolution of Dance" is, then you're just the sheltered type who really, really needs our quick look at the incredibly dense genre of wedding dance videos.
JUST IN THIS REAL WORLD, Kelly Clarkson would forever be magic.
Really she looks the best in all outline of her new video for the Beyoncé-sounding "Already Gone," We think she have extra influence…or at least the fanciest wand on this side of Hogsmeade.
In this time we see the crooner in a formal black gown, she's clutching a single white calla lily. Suddenly, things get whimsical. Pearl necklaces float, champagne glasses get reversed and string instruments play themselves in midair.
Unluckily, it doesn't look like those cosmic forces affect her any—she's silent fixed sleeping on the put and singing on the land by the keyboard.